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Joke of the Day

"What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks."

"If I see another Robin Williams post... I am going to kill myself"

"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each."

"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was."

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"