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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"
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"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."
"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."
"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."