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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play? Soul"
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"Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software."
"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"
"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"
"""I'm so sorry"" ""No, I'm really sorry"" ""No, I'm even sorrier than you"" ""No, I'm the sorriest ever!"" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle"
"Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face."
"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""