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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."

"What do bees who are allergic to honey get? Hives."

"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."

"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."

"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"

"I failed my origami course But it was not my fold"

"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"

"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."