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Joke of the Day

"A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists. All the boys intend to support this movement."

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."

"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"

"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."

"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."

"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"

"I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food."