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Joke of the Day

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some."

"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"

"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"

"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."

"Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system."