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Joke of the Day

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."

"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."

"Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!"

"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."