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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture"
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"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"911! I just murdered a bunch of people 911: omg on purpose? Hang on lemme ask, did I murder anyone by mistake?.. No one is answering, So.."
"How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so."
"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""
"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."
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"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"
"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"