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Joke of the Day

"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"

"Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."

"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""

"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."

"Dead Alive Other"

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."

"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"