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Joke of the Day

"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."

"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"

"I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko"

"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."

"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"

"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"

"My wife's cooking is so bad I usually pray after food."

"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"