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Joke of the Day

"Brazil's congress. thats the joke, folks..."

"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"

"How to tell if you suck at football... Hint: You call it soccer."

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."

"Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked."

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"

"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."