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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"
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"A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW ""Why?"" the man asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"oops i queefed"
"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."
"How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark."
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."
"A guy bought himself a new boomerang... ... but he couldn't get rid of the old one."
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."