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Joke of the Day
"the day i feel like a real adult is the day i can wear a white shirt and keep it stain-free."
Next Joke
"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""
"Warner Bros. before Warner Hos."
"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."
"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."
"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"
"A man walks into a bar... Ow."
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""
"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"