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Joke of the Day
"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."
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"when Life teaches you a lesson make lessonade! im tired"
"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."
"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"
"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"What did the girl's suicide note say when she hung herself? *sings* I WANNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRR"
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""