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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"

"Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics? Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here."

"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."

"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"

"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."

"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany"