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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany"

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"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"
"I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"
"Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!"
"Please don't cry Seeing your tears makes me have to pee"
"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."
"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""
"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."