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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""

"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."

"What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"