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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"My underwear is spoiled."

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""

"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."