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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics? Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here."

"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."

"I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, ""Hi Jack!"" Still don't understand why I was detained."

"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Last night I overheard a punchline, but didn't hear the preceding joke. The punchline is inside, you tell me the joke. Bruce Jenner's cat"

"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."