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Joke of the Day
"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"
Next Joke
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend!"
"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"
"I don't always tell dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."
"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"