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Joke of the Day

"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap."

"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."

"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."

"Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, ""I love you."" Then run, because that is not going to help."

"CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"Lost my girlfriend due to religion I'm pretty much numb to beheadings at this point."