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Joke of the Day
"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"
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"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."
"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."
"How do painters stay warm? They add another coat."
"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."
"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. ""Attempt 7 of 25""."
"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."