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Joke of the Day

"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"

"I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is ""constipation."""

"Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."

"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""