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Joke of the Day
"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."
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"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"
"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex."
"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"
"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."
"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"
"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."
"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."