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Joke of the Day
"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."
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"Why did the old lady stand in front of three rows of traffic? Cause she was a cunt. (Courtesy of my little brother.)"
"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!"
"Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby"
"I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me"
"What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola."
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."
"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."
"My mum's sister always builds up jokes and then the punch lines turn out to be shit. Auntie Climax."
"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"