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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"

"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"Cancer cures smoking."

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"

"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."