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Joke of the Day

"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."

"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons."

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh"

"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."

"Do you think you'll get fake teeth when you're old and gray? Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."

"What fighting style does best girl use? Waifoo."

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"