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Joke of the Day

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a ""spokes"" person for a bike company called?"

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"My birthday is coming up and I'm mostly just anxious about all the people on Facebook who are about to pretend to like me."

"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"What's the procrastinator's favorite song? ""Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.."" (You're always a day away)"

"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."