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Joke of the Day

"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."

"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend.... But it was just my imagine Asian."

"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""

"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."

"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."