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Joke of the Day

"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."

"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"

"To stay safe in a fire, remember the acronym ""DBOF"": Don't Be On Fire"

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"

"*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*"

"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."