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Joke of the Day

"Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be."

"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"

"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""

"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""

"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."

"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."

"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"

"Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping? it scares the shit out of the dogs."

"My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper."

"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""