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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate"

"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."

"What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson? Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it."

"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."

"Just came into a HUGH sum of money... I'm an ant and its a penny."

"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."

"Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist."

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."