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Joke of the Day
"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."
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"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."
"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."
"Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind."
"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."
"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"