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Joke of the Day

"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health... The other one is killing a lion"

"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're a dumb ass and you make poor decisions."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."

"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."

"I read that 30% of the internet is pornography and that really makes me disappointed in humanity... ...70% of the internet is being completely wasted."

"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."

"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."