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Joke of the Day

"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"

"*hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*"

"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."

"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."

"So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high."

"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."

"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."

"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "