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Joke of the Day
"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
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"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"If his selfie doesn't make you kegal, you're just not that into him."
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
"What percentage of Scottish people are twats? 55.3%"
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"