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Joke of the Day

"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"

"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"

"I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead."

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."

"A little Harry Potter humour... How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who"

"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"

"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."