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Joke of the Day
"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."
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"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."
"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"
"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
"Kenya? Yukon."
"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"