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Joke of the Day

"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""

"My phone reception is so clear, I can hear my wife's eyes rolling as I talk."

"I sleep better naked Why can't this flight attendant understand that?"

"""If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."""

"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."

"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."

"Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample. I said, ""Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"""

"I was diagnosed with ADHD last week. But my doctor sa"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."