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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."
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"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."
"what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS"
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."
"Something about everything sucks."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."
"What do you call it when you wake up with a boner and wait till you go limp to urinate? Atro-Pee"
"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""