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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."
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"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."
"Do you like puns? Then I'll pun you in the face!"
"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."
"Why are paraplegics bad project teammates? They never carry their own weight."
"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."
"The New York Mets."