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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."

"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."

"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."

"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."

"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."