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Joke of the Day

"Your mama so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia."

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"

"I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911."

"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."

"A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river! Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial."