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Joke of the Day
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""
Next Joke
"""Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"" ""Shut up and eat your cornflakes."""
"What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them."
"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"
"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"
"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"
"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"