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Joke of the Day
"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"
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"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""
"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy."
"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"
"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""
"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."
"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."