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Joke of the Day

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."

"Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !"

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."

"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."

"me: ""4,000 for a beehive?"" salesman: ""sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each"" me: [checking my wallet] ""give me 3 bees"""

"I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine."

"FOUR stages of girl & boy relation! 1. hand in hand. 2. that in hand. 3. hand in that. 4. that in that."

"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"