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Joke of the Day
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."
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"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"
"What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana"
"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he's not around? The hip replacement guy."
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."
"Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming ""Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"""
"A racist joke Donald Trump"