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Joke of the Day

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."

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"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."
"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."
"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"
"Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman."