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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"

"Girl, you must be the cure for osteoporosis cuz I'm definitely gaining bone density."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"

"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"

"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"

"Being a prostitute on the Enterprise sounded interesting... But actually it's mostly Data entry."

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"