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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of a Russian elevator? A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down."

"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."

"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"

"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."

"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"

"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"

"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"