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Joke of the Day

"Telling a woman that you want to ""rock her body"" means something completely different in Pakistan."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"

"God said come forth a receive eternal life... but John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?"

"What were Chuck Noris's last words? BRB"

"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."

"Don't die a virgin Because there are terrorists waiting for you."

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."