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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."

"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"

"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."

"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."

"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."

"Accents are important. Would you rather be touched by Jesus or Jesus?"

"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."

"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"