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Joke of the Day

"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""

"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"

"[OC] I just thought of this joke when my dad and I were talking about stereotypical jokes What did the dog say to his wife? You're a bitch."

"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."

"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."

"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"

"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."

"3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"

"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"