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Joke of the Day

"3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business."

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"[Barney the purple dinosaur comes on TV] 3-year-old: I hate this show. Me: What's wrong with it? 3-year-old: He never eats anybody."
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
"My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None."
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"
"I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now"
"Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"
"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."