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Joke of the Day

"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."

"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."

"What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."

"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("

"I accidentally got my SO pregnant... I totally pulled a Jeb Bush."

"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."

"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."

"What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted ""shut your hole"" at him? ""Babe, it's a valve!"""

"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."