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Joke of the Day
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
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"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"
"I bought what I thought was a Burger King But infact it was just a little Wimpy."
"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
"McDonald's uses canola oil, Five Guys uses peanut oil, and Taco Bell uses... castor oil"
"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."
"What do a baby and a pancake have in common? If it s black it ain t good"
"A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers"